The prime minister of India says that the world is laughing
at us; yes indeed they are laughing Mr. Prime Minster. Good we came to know
that you can at least hear. Not able to hear the words from your own country
but at least from someone outside. That should not be a surprise since you have
been hearing someone so long from Rome. But then did you hear what the time
magazine had to say about your achievements, or how did they rate your tenure
in one word as “Underachiever” (ohh yes your men shouted this as an internal
affair of this country, only if this was a visa call for Mr Modi they would
have thought otherwise). Only if you could have heard what the common man of
this country is saying I would have posed you some questions? For e.g. did the
world had a right to laugh at us when we could not even conduct a proper common
wealth games when countries around us can host successful Olympics? Or do we
have the liberty to laugh when A Raja mislead our innocent PM to loot the
country of 1.86 lakh crores and Kapil Sibal ji had a zero loss theory to suggest
to the mango people of this country? Do you laugh when our growth rates halts
to near zero and budget deficit reaches unmanageable heights with the economist
Prime Minister running the country? Did you managed to laugh when you were
caught red handed checking the English grammar of CBI’s report with your law minister?
Did you laughed the night when the lokpal bill was conspired to be dropped at parliament
in midnight and the country was fooled? My sense of humor is quite crude and
unfortunately I felt like crying when I recall these things?
And now our external affairs minister whom we saw on TV roaring
like a lion and threatening a person asking details of his NGO talking the
language of meek and his sound so weak? Where do the bravo and the macho men of
congress leave their masculinity when they deal with china? From people on top
of their voice to all of a sudden I see men in their feminine side advertising a
face cream which will clear the intrusion on the face of mother India, I am
sure you must had a good laugh on this and if not then laugh out soon because
this time the Chinese will have the last laugh. It’s funny to know that we need
an army on which we spend 100’s of billion every year when what we could have
achieved was just a face cream? Funny isn’t it if yes then laugh out loud? And please
do not call everyone who wants a strong action against the Chinese a war monger because I understood it right
when I read it the first time in my life “only the society that remains ready
for war can stay in peace” hope you being much more learned than me read this
somewhere. And yes if indeed the borders are so confusing then let’s put a tent
19 kms inside their territory of disputed side and let us hear if we get some face
cream massage or bullets in return.
The opposition and whole country has given you full support
in this hour of national need to do whatever steps you will take but wait for a
minute we have not supported you for not doing NOTHING. Our support is for actions
you take and not the usually helpless face of yours that we get to see all over.
And please and I say it again please this time don’t come back and tell us that
someone from defense ministry or someone from some other ministry again mislead
you to lose land to china even without them being firing a bullet.
Our congress spokespersons ( renuka chaudhary’s , manish
tiwari’s , sanjay nirupam) can throw mud
and can cast doubt at anyone's nationality when they are in a TV debate on any
scandals but against the Chinese they are shhhhhhhhhh silent .Where are the
digvijay singhs and raj thakery's when the country is intruded .These guys can
shout only at common people and put a RSS hand in everything but when it comes for a national cause they
choose to remain silent and underground and neither does our compromised media
go and put them a question in these situations.
Our soldiers head were beheaded and your minister held a
biryani party for the offending nation PM and then an innocent is hammered in
the jail and there is hardly anything you can do , can’t even host a biryani
party this time as the Pak PM is not around here , maybe we can do it sometime later.
The list of comedy goes long in your tenure and there are
numerous episodes I forgot to mention which we will definitely recall when we go to vote in 2013-2014 but hope you had a good laugh on all of them till then.
My advice : Stop worrying about the world
and take some actions so that the world can have less humor on our
expense , that’s not the destiny that we are destined to we have a far greater
future than what your nervous nerves can think of.
