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Monday, April 29, 2013

Laughing stocks of world


The prime minister of India says that the world is laughing at us; yes indeed they are laughing Mr. Prime Minster. Good we came to know that you can at least hear. Not able to hear the words from your own country but at least from someone outside. That should not be a surprise since you have been hearing someone so long from Rome. But then did you hear what the time magazine had to say about your achievements, or how did they rate your tenure in one word as “Underachiever” (ohh yes your men shouted this as an internal affair of this country, only if this was a visa call for Mr Modi they would have thought otherwise). Only if you could have heard what the common man of this country is saying I would have posed you some questions? For e.g. did the world had a right to laugh at us when we could not even conduct a proper common wealth games when countries around us can host successful Olympics? Or do we have the liberty to laugh when A Raja mislead our innocent PM to loot the country of 1.86 lakh crores and Kapil Sibal ji had a zero loss theory to suggest to the mango people of this country? Do you laugh when our growth rates halts to near zero and budget deficit reaches unmanageable heights with the economist Prime Minister running the country? Did you managed to laugh when you were caught red handed checking the English grammar of CBI’s report with your law minister? Did you laughed the night when the lokpal bill was conspired to be dropped at parliament in midnight and the country was fooled? My sense of humor is quite crude and unfortunately I felt like crying when I recall these things?

And now our external affairs minister whom we saw on TV roaring like a lion and threatening a person asking details of his NGO talking the language of meek and his sound so weak? Where do the bravo and the macho men of congress leave their masculinity when they deal with china? From people on top of their voice to all of a sudden I see men in their feminine side advertising a face cream which will clear the intrusion on the face of mother India, I am sure you must had a good laugh on this and if not then laugh out soon because this time the Chinese will have the last laugh. It’s funny to know that we need an army on which we spend 100’s of billion every year when what we could have achieved was just a face cream? Funny isn’t it if yes then laugh out loud? And please do not call everyone who wants a strong action against the Chinese  a war monger because I understood it right when I read it the first time in my life “only the society that remains ready for war can stay in peace” hope you being much more learned than me read this somewhere. And yes if indeed the borders are so confusing then let’s put a tent 19 kms inside their territory of disputed side and let us hear if we get some face cream massage or bullets in return.

The opposition and whole country has given you full support in this hour of national need to do whatever steps you will take but wait for a minute we have not supported you for not doing NOTHING. Our support is for actions you take and not the usually helpless face of yours that we get to see all over. And please and I say it again please this time don’t come back and tell us that someone from defense ministry or someone from some other ministry again mislead you to lose land to china even without them being firing a bullet.

Our congress spokespersons ( renuka chaudhary’s , manish tiwari’s , sanjay nirupam)  can throw mud and can cast doubt at anyone's nationality when they are in a TV debate on any scandals but against the Chinese they are shhhhhhhhhh silent .Where are the digvijay singhs and raj thakery's when the country is intruded .These guys can shout only at common people and put a RSS hand in everything  but when it comes for a national cause they choose to remain silent and underground and neither does our compromised media go and put them a question in these situations.

Our soldiers head were beheaded and your minister held a biryani party for the offending nation PM and then an innocent is hammered in the jail and there is hardly anything you can do , can’t even host a biryani party this time as the Pak PM is not around here , maybe we can do it sometime later.

The list of comedy goes long in your tenure and there are numerous episodes I forgot to mention which we will definitely recall when we go to vote in 2013-2014 but hope you had a good laugh on all of them till then. My advice : Stop worrying about the world  and take some actions so that the world can have less humor on our expense , that’s not the destiny that we are destined to we have a far greater future than what your nervous nerves can think of.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

देश की बदलें राह


देश ने नई राह पकड़ी है  लाचारी और दुर्दशा में भारत माँ जकड़ी है  
पहेले हमसे रोटी छीनी , फ़िर जीवन का सुख और चैन 
बहेनो की इज्ज़त लुटी और नवजातों पे हुआ आघात  
दुश्मन देशों ने डेरा है डाला और आतंकियों ने छोड़े गोले  
हर तरफ जलजला ही जलजला है पर मनमोहन मुहँ मे दही जमाए खड़ा है  
विदशी महिला बोले हाँ तो हाँ बोले ना तो ना  
क़िस मिट्टी का ये बंदा बना है ????

द्रौपदी के समान भारत माँ ध्रितराष्ट्र के सामने खड़ी है  
पर सरकार मदद कैसे करे वो secular और communal के द्वंद में पड़ी है  
जनतंत्र के हर स्तम्भ को हिला डाला है  
JPC ,CVC या CBI सबको सरकार का पालतु बना डाला है  
 

घोटालों में डूबा ये देश और नाम रखा है इंदिरा प्रदेश 
अर्थशास्त्री ने जुगत लड़ाई , देश की इसने band बजाई । 
हर बात मे मासुम है ये , ना बोले है ना सुने है ये । 
देश को मूर्ख बना डाला है और अब तीसरी पारी में फ़िर से आने का इसका ख़याला हैं । 
 

बदलाव के नाम पे ये राजकुमार लाए हैं  
पहेले पर दादा , दादी , पापा , मम्मी और अब मुन्ना ने हमको चुग्गा डाला है  
फिर से लाओ , फिर से लाओ , सौ ढेड सौ साल और खिलाओ  
इतना लूटो की अंग्रेज़ भी शर्म शार हो जाएँ  
जनता को करो confuse , मीडिया में डालो fake न्यूज़  
कैसे भी कर के आना है , अभी तो इस देश का और band बजाना है  
तब तक लूटेंगे जब तक जनता सोयेगी ..अपने दिये हुए उस एक वोट के लिए दशकों तक रोएगी  
हर पीढ़ी से लेंगे लगान तभी तो हम बनेंगे परिवार महान  
 

क्या कहूँ दोस्तों इस कविता के बारे में , ये वीर रस है या हास्य रस ?
बस यूँ समझ लीजये ये हमारे जीवन की कशमकश है  
कब तक यूँ ही सोते रहेंगे ?
कब तक देश के  इन लुटेरों को वोट देते रहेंगे  
बदलाव लाना है तो लाओ कमल  
रखो अपनी भावना अटल  

 
हिन्दू , मुस्लिम , सिख और इस्याई 
मिलकर रहेंगे हम सब भाई  
अबकि बार ना बहकेंगे , अबकि बार ना बर्गालायेंगे
अबकि बार बस लायेंगे कमल ताकि करे वो जनता के पैगाम को अमल  
जनता का पैगाम है विकास और हम उखाड़ फेकेंगे उसको जो करेगा हमको निराश  

 
अबकि बारी दो कमल को बारी  
ताकि देश की बदले राह , फिर से हो भारत माँ की वाह वाह  
मिल के देश चलाएंगे और अन्धकार मे डूबे इस देश को उम्मीदों की रौशनी से जगमगायेंगे ॥। 

 
जय हिन्द  
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